Sometimes I have a hard time remembering how much my body hates me when I mistreat it. For example, when going to see the greatest teenage vampire love story ever told (Twilight) at 12:30am, 2 different energy drinks, a cup of coffee, twizzlers, m&ms, white wine, a zucchini muffin, and rum with pineapple juice is probably the worst combination of food and beverages I could have possibly consumed. That, combined with a 5:45am bedtime and an 8am wake up time is the reason why I haven't left the couch all day. In fact, I just pried my aching, malnourished body off the couch to finally take a shower, before which I watched Divine Bathrooms on HGTV and Law and Order re-runs while trying to shove saltine crackers and apple juice down my throat. Needless to say, this is probably where I will remain the rest of the day, drifting in and out of sleep, until tomorrow when my day is hopefully not such a waste.
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